A little fish that smells like fingers.
He heard it was finger licking good.
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
Guess where this finger's going.
Two fingers of whiskey.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Because potholder was already taken
Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!
Justice Fingers!
One of his fingers is clean
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Two fingers.
Justice Thumbs
Because they can't put their finger on it.
Not very well at all...
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Pick on someone your own size.
Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people
The bogeyman.
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
Your girlfriend.
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB
A gynecologist who thinks he's really funny
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
FAP!!!
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
The former owner of a Note 7
Because it's soda pressing.
Your fingers.
The noise gave her a headache.
On their fingers
They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
Darn!
8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar
It's finger licking good.
Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool
She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.
A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!
A fork
They both have my rang on them.
I'm in glove with you.
Finger it really well.
I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!
The smell of their fingers.
A thalidomide's armpit
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
In A minor.
A Minor
He's got one clean finger!
He has one clean finger.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.
One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.
The higher they are, the more spaced out they get
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
Russel
Make-bereave
Napoleon Blownaparte
Because krypton gas is odourless.
Bo nose
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
Batman.
