He heard it was finger licking good.
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
Two fingers of whiskey.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Because potholder was already taken
Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!
Justice Fingers!
One of his fingers is clean
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Justice Thumbs
Not very well at all...
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Pick on someone your own size.
The bogeyman.
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
Your girlfriend.
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
A gynecologist who thinks he's really funny
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
Because it's soda pressing.
Your fingers.
The noise gave her a headache.
On their fingers
They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
Darn!
8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar
It's finger licking good.
Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool
She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.
A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!
A fork
They both have my rang on them.
I'm in glove with you.
Finger it really well.
I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!
A thalidomide's armpit
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
I'M BREADY TO DIE
You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.
A can of people!
A senior high school math problem.
Because there's only 2 factors involved.
Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.
If you break a leg, you get cast
I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"
Well fangcy that!
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.
