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How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts