How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

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He has one clean finger.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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Oily!