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Clean Finger Jokes

How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

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How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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Clean Nose Jokes More Clean Nose Jokes

What does every clean nose have?

Fingerprints.

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Homeless Person Jokes More Homeless Person Jokes

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

How many fingers do I have up?

A gynecologist who thinks he's really funny