He has two clean fingers.
He has one clean finger.
He's the one with the clean finger.
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means
Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
Sleep on the sofa.
Oily!
One of his fingers is clean
Your fingers.
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
Me: After lunch, next question.
Your girlfriend.
Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
Dad jokes
Pillow fight!
Nothing
