Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.