Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"