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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.