Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Daschund Jokes More Daschund Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

What did the daschund say when he was neutered?

Auf weinersehen