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Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

Little Doggie Jokes More Little Doggie Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Daschund Jokes More Daschund Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

What did the daschund say when he was neutered?

Auf weinersehen