Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

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I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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First question on Canadian citizenship exam

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Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

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A rubbish bin!

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Whale of fortune!

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Crystal balls.

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I need to do a vowel movement!

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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They planet.

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.