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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?

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What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.