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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you?

Reddit gold.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What is a Canadian's favorite board game?

Sorry!

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

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Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

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How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."