Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
At the coroner store.
AA, Eh
Carrs.
Battle Royale with cheese.
Meals on wheels.
They never want to log off.
Medium burgers!
Aye E, I owe you...
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.