Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.

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Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

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What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."