Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

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Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

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What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.