Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?

He nectar!

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

What else could possibly be in there

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What do you call a pig......with an unusually high IQ?

Einswine

How did the pig get to the hospital?

In a hambulance.

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How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y