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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

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Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.