Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

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What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!