Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

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Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.