Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!

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How do pigs talk?

Swine language

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y