Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read