What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

Previous Random Joke Next
Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

Progress Jokes More Progress Jokes

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.