What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

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What's the most intense part of your work out?

Me: Getting into my sports bra.

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.