Progress Jokes

What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What is the opposite of progress?

Colgatereally)Congress.

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

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Transylvania Jokes More Transylvania Jokes

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.

Which state has the most progressive bathroom laws?

Transylvania.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

Sjw Jokes More Sjw Jokes

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

What's an SJW's favorite JRPG?

Chrono Triggered.

State Jokes More State Jokes

Which is the most courteous State in the US?

Conetiquette

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

Insurance Company Jokes More Insurance Company Jokes

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

Niger Jokes More Niger Jokes

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.