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Progress Jokes

What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What do you call a lamppost in Niger?

Progress.

What is the opposite of progress?

Colgatereally)Congress.

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

Transylvania Jokes More Transylvania Jokes

Which state has the most progressive bathroom laws?

Transylvania.

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.

Sjw Jokes More Sjw Jokes

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

Trainer Jokes More Trainer Jokes

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!