Progress Jokes

What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

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Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Acdc Jokes More Acdc Jokes

What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band?

AC/DC

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

Niger Jokes More Niger Jokes

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

How do you compliment a pickle rapper's verse?

That was dill!

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.