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Progress Jokes

What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call a lamppost in Niger?

Progress.

What is the opposite of progress?

Colgatereally)Congress.

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

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AC/DC

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What's the difference between reddit and resturant?

Restaurants have better servers.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

When is the best time to see a dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

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What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

Because AIR IS FREE

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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What's the opposite of an antijoke?

An unclejoke

What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

Who's there! Con! Con who?

Con unhinged!

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.