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Acdc Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band?

AC/DC

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Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!