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Acdc Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band?

AC/DC

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!