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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!