What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.