What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.