What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).