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What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.