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What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.