What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.