What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

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What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.