What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

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When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.