What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.