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What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

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What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard