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What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

What's the opposite of funny?

Jay Leno

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What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress