What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

What is the opposite of Karen Carpenter and John Denver duo?

Two Live Crew

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What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

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What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me