How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

How do you compliment a pickle rapper's verse?

That was dill!