How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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How do you compliment a pickle rapper's verse?

That was dill!

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.