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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

How do you compliment a pickle rapper's verse?

That was dill!