How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

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How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

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Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters