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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

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Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

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What's a woman's best curve?

Her smile.

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming