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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".