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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

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How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

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Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.