Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

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Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

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How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

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What's something a third wave feminist can't take?

A joke.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...