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Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

What's the difference between r/politics and r/sandersforpresident?

The url.

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.