Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted

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How did the bucket's mom know he was sick?

He was a little pail.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.