Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Whats Al Qaidas favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

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Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

Cain you tell!

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.