Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What's the difference between tequila and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

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What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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Whats 19x17?

36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.