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Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.