What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!

What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Atlantic Ocean Jokes More Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus