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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Atlantic Ocean Jokes More Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus