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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

Atlantic Ocean Jokes More Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.