What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus