What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.