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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

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What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Atlantic Ocean Jokes More Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.