What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.