What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

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What do you call an overpriced castration?

A divorce.

Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

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How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.