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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

What's the major cause of divorce?

Once is not enough.

Seperate Jokes More Seperate Jokes

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!