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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me?

She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.