What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

Seperate Jokes More Seperate Jokes

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!