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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.