What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!