Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.