Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

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Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans!

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.