Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah