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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah