What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

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Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah