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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.