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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.