What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!