What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Knock knock. Who's there? Adelia. Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs