What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.