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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"