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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack?

Nice

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Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo