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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

What does the ISIS donkey say?

Jihaaaad

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo