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What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

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What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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What is stronger than Ronda Rousey?

Her anti-depressants.

How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds?

Ask Ronda Rousey!