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What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

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What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!

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How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball?

I hit that.