Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

You might also enjoy:

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

How do u castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin)

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Yo Jokes More Yo Jokes

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Goat Dna Jokes More Goat Dna Jokes

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

North West Jokes More North West Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West