Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

You might also enjoy:

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

Yo Jokes More Yo Jokes

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

Starter Jokes More Starter Jokes

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Pet Zoo Jokes More Pet Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.