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Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Too many horses were drowning.

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What are U doing here?

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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We do.

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Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

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Word,yo.

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Dolla Grills, Yo

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Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.