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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

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What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing?

Marching banned.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.