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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Egypt Jokes More Egypt Jokes

Why did the pharoah go to the dentist?

Because Egypt his tooth.

Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Tunisia Jokes More Tunisia Jokes

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"