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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

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How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar?

Egypt me!

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Tunisia Jokes More Tunisia Jokes

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.