What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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She had a ball

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How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

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What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.

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Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.