What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

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How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

Egypt Jokes More Egypt Jokes

Why did the pharoah go to the dentist?

Because Egypt his tooth.

What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar?

Egypt me!

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Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Tunisia Jokes More Tunisia Jokes

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.