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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

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Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.