What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt?

Because only an old GIZA would live there!

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.