How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married?

His biance

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

Tin Roof Jokes More Tin Roof Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.