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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Tin Roof Jokes More Tin Roof Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.