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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.