How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?