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How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?