Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
It's a secret!
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Ba dum
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.