Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
Because he might peek at chu.
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
Insert coin
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.