At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
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Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.
One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
It has low shoulders.
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
They heard there was water at the end
Because 7 8 9 A
A Nanak Nanak joke.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
He tested positive for Coke.
Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
It had a short circuit.
An all day run
They have a chip on both shoulders.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
He Ran Solo...
He was second to Nun.
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
