At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!
Treason
Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"
Tell them to take off their hats
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Atrophy!
The posters
Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
It was selling coke.
Coke.
Because they can't count to
The Post Office
Because he ran ahead.
The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
He was second to Nun.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
They heard there was water at the end
Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
