At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Vehicular man's laughter
They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!
She soldered on.
A crocodile. -You won!
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Exactly".
It was selling coke.
A Coke-o-nut.
A ditch.
Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.
I guess he got his fasts mixed up.
We're walking four abreast.
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter
Chip. Sorry.
He had a problem with his hamstring.
Because education pays off in the long run!
A Kenyan child.
Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
