How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

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How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.