Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
