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What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.