What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

Get off the merry-go-round!

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Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.