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What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

Get off the merry-go-round!

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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

Get off the merry-go-round!

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.