Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
She thought he was too controlling.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
A test tickle.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Do you know how to drive this thing
Park in it, of course.
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Because it's pointless.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Get off the merry-go-round!
