Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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Why don't you?

Because I can't think of a single thing to say!

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

Get off the merry-go-round!