Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards?

A laughing cow..

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the shark swim in circles?

He had a nosebleed.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Merry Round Jokes More Merry Round Jokes

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

Get off the merry-go-round!

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.