Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahaha.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Merry Round Jokes More Merry Round Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

Get off the merry-go-round!