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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

Merry Round Jokes More Merry Round Jokes

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

Get off the merry-go-round!

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.