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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

It had a bleed on its tail fin.

Merry Round Jokes More Merry Round Jokes

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

Get off the merry-go-round!

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.