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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!