Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

A paleontologist.

Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!