Which is the best kind of dinosaur to p...

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!