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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

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What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up