Buckle Buckle
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
He said it goes without a hitch!
Don't look I'm changing!
To help them find missing sea men.
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
Prom night.
He activated his bo...
A **decaf**alon
A comickaze
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
Blame it on the night
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
Where you left it
Washington C.D
He had swine flu
He was too far out man
