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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
He gobbles up.
Because he had two Drumsticks.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.
Marry it.
A guy laughing his balls off.
A Yamahahaha
A few months ago
It chases parked cars!
Is it something I said
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
Oh well, I'll figure it out later.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
