Buckle Buckle
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
It's my turn.
When it's turned into the teacher.
No problem, He sleeps at night.
You can sleep with a light on.
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
A test tickle.
The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least
He always gets Toad.
Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
Paul stop monkeying around!
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Because freedom rings.
