Now, that was one politi-cat debate!
It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.
They chia'd.
This calls for Jurastic changes
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
One two flea - go
When the color of the license plates start to change.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
It ran out of cache.
Rage Upon the Latrine
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
A greydient
He heard the food was a mess.
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
All the coats are on the bed!
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
