Mayor Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink?

Whiskers on the rocks

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

Sea urchingine

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.