Now, that was one politi-cat debate!
They chia'd.
This calls for Jurastic changes
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Because it was drunk.
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
Now we just have to call him Dav.
It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.
When the car breaks down.
A dog with pawlitical experience.
All your stuff has been donated to charity
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
There was some money in the kitty!
Prism