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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.