How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.