How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.