How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

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Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.