How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.