Elect Jokes

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Where's Spiderman's home page?

On the world wide web.

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?

Walking. Jk. Rolling

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3