Gerrymandarin.
We wouldn't have to pay her as much.
By the vote of the Erectional College...
So there won't be a World War III.
All your stuff has been donated to charity
A son Bern
Precedent.
It's elected President.
News of the elections is getting old.
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
On the Origin of Feces*
Because he was going *to fast*!
The knock speeds up.
Fur Elise
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
God: Err...
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
A Juggalo
Because he tasted funny!
Pardon me
Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.
Because the Earth is always tilted.
The complaint department at a parachute packing company.