Gerrymandarin.
We wouldn't have to pay her as much.
By the vote of the Erectional College...
So there won't be a World War III.
All your stuff has been donated to charity
A son Bern
Precedent.
It's elected President.
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
The PUNter
Look a bit to the right.
He didn't want to get hippothermia.
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
A tie.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
Michael Schumacher.
Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.
Nothing
The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.
Because nobody liked it on earth.
