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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

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Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black