What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black