What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black