Through the Electoral College.
Orange is the new Black
All their supporters are home with sick kids
By having people believe that you've won an election.
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
News of the elections is getting old.
They though it was Riel funny!
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
It takes four years to get an election.
Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
When they wake up every morning.
America.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
They have a polar pole poll.
Voting machines aren't hackable.
By watching corn!
She deleted that email.
A civil war
He's taking over the Poles.
Pardon me
Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.
Mr. President.
Tangerine
You can peel (peal) both of them.
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82
Only one more sleep until Christmas!
She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
He wanted to work undercover.
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
On the Origin of Feces*
The bond matures.*
Ones used for cunning stunts.
Rigged, for her pleasure.
For the pleasure of the audiophiles.
