Through the Electoral College.
By having people believe that you've won an election.
They though it was Riel funny!
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
America.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
They have a polar pole poll.
He's taking over the Poles.
Pardon me
Mr. President.
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
Mrs Hawking
There's no punchline for this joke.
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Because he was in de-Nile
Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau
It's an ill-eagle activity
The U.S. mint (cents)
A stable economy
Voat. co
Because they're missing two towers
He used the Hookshot!
