Through the Electoral College.
Orange is the new Black
All their supporters are home with sick kids
By having people believe that you've won an election.
News of the elections is getting old.
They though it was Riel funny!
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
It takes four years to get an election.
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
America.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
They have a polar pole poll.
Voting machines aren't hackable.
By watching corn!
She deleted that email.
He's taking over the Poles.
Pardon me
Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.
Mr. President.
MOODOO.
I believe I can fry.
Gerrymandarin.
A dog with pawlitical experience.
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
The octopus because it is well armed.
He liked chillin.
Hope you're ready for the next episode
Because he tasted funny.
He didn't have the balls to do it.
Racist.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.
