Through the Electoral College.
Orange is the new Black
All their supporters are home with sick kids
By having people believe that you've won an election.
News of the elections is getting old.
They though it was Riel funny!
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
It takes four years to get an election.
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
America.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
They have a polar pole poll.
Voting machines aren't hackable.
By watching corn!
She deleted that email.
He's taking over the Poles.
Pardon me
Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.
Mr. President.
Because he had a crook in his neck.
Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
Because it was turned on!
Blow it out, it'll be delighted
A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor!
Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
Voat. co
A stable economy
Because it is only 2/5 solution.
Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Rigged, for her pleasure.
For the pleasure of the audiophiles.
A tearjerker
