Through the Electoral College.
Orange is the new Black
All their supporters are home with sick kids
By having people believe that you've won an election.
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
News of the elections is getting old.
They though it was Riel funny!
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
It takes four years to get an election.
Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
When they wake up every morning.
America.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
They have a polar pole poll.
Voting machines aren't hackable.
By watching corn!
She deleted that email.
A civil war
He's taking over the Poles.
Pardon me
Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.
Mr. President.
A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.
They just wanna watch the world burn
Removed
I didn't know disasters can run for office
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
Watered Down
They both made the news for not being straight.
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
They both blew it.
That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!
Because he tasted funny.
Close the door and go to.
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
February... because it has the least number of days
Say something different.
