Through the Electoral College.
Orange is the new Black
All their supporters are home with sick kids
By having people believe that you've won an election.
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
News of the elections is getting old.
They though it was Riel funny!
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
It takes four years to get an election.
Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
When they wake up every morning.
America.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
They have a polar pole poll.
Voting machines aren't hackable.
By watching corn!
She deleted that email.
A civil war
He's taking over the Poles.
Pardon me
Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.
Mr. President.
Because it's sodalicious.
An amputea
Getting the news from your dentist
The Hydraulic Press
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
On the Origin of Feces*
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
The Somali chicken!
I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones
A-CAW!
Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
Def Leppard
Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.
