Through the Electoral College.
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Orange is the new Black
All their supporters are home with sick kids
The US elections.
Neither can achieve an election
By having people believe that you've won an election.
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.
News of the elections is getting old.
They though it was Riel funny!
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
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Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
It takes four years to get an election.
Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
When they wake up every morning.
America.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
They have a polar pole poll.
Voting machines aren't hackable.
By watching corn!
She deleted that email.
A civil war
He's taking over the Poles.
Pardon me
Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.
Mr. President.
Fire.
One U.S. Liter
Gerrymandarin.
Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.
What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses
A tie.
Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.
The dead baby can feed a family of four.
Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
We need to give you a cavity search
One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.
I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!
Because he was running on CP time.
A dog with pawlitical experience.
