Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

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What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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Oh yeah. Imagination.

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

What were people doing during the last ice age?

Chillin.

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What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.