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What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again