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What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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Cell culture.

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He was charged with battery.

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Did they release a GTA Go

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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He couldn't stand it.

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What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.