How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall.

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Why did the banker bee go to prison?

Embuzzlement!

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How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall.

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall.

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

Through the cell wall.