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What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!