What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

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What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

A catastrophe!

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!