Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Unsatisfie Jokes More Unsatisfie Jokes

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.