Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

Unsatisfie Jokes More Unsatisfie Jokes

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.