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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

How did it work?

We haven't spoken for five years".

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

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Who wins the election?

America.

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Unsatisfie Jokes More Unsatisfie Jokes

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.