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Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

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Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!

What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno