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Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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They though it was Riel funny!

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No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

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What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids