All their supporters are home with sick kids
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
The cow didn't make it.
Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
1) When I was your age...
A journalist.
A start.
Lettuce alone without dressing.
Close the door! I'm dressing!
One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts
Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
The singer can have a hit
45 minutes.
Because he will always fold.
Parkinson's
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.
