Supporter Jokes

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

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Event Jokes More Event Jokes

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.