How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.