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How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.