How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you)

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.