How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

Why did the polynomial tree fall over?

It didn't have any real roots

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What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.