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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe......and Ronda Rousey

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.