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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

How do you start making big bucks?

With a little doe

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.