How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

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How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.