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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.